Phil Coulson took me to a concert and we sat awkwardly. Then, that night we held hands and as he put a ring on my finger, he said “It’s over.”
I’M GONNA PISS
Thor took me to the statue of liberty and we went to the club. Then that night we held hands and as he put his jacket on me he said, “Come home with me.”
u gu thorguuu
Loki took me to Asgard and we took a walk and then that night we made out and as he looked into my eyes he said let’s go to the bedroom.
Oh Loki. You’re so romantic.
Thor took me to the West Village and we rode bikes together. Then, that night, we read books. And, as he looked into my eyes, he said, “it’s over.”
Black Widow took me to Central Park and we saw a movie. Then, that night we held hands. And, as she whispered in my ear, she said: Lets’ go to the bedroom.
Oh my, Black Widow has the hots for me!